Dere CP Fambly,
My name is Soo-Soo Ashwell. My gotcha day is on Friday, the thrdteenf. I willz be 4. Mom says it no a bad unlucki days cause I was born dat day, so iz a specshul day! Expecially on da day I became mom's berry own. I willz probly gets some stuffies cause I like dem. I will probly get some specshul doggie treats. Ooops, I gots ta do cause mom is coming.
Wubs two all,