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Saturday, October 3, 2009

Non-Violent Coup Changes Face of Felicity-Land

APE News Release

In the small duchy of Sheridan, in the early morning hours, a non-violent coup has stunned this minute nation. Just at daybreak, without any warning or hint of discord, leadership was deposed. Hereinafter, reign and governance of all who reside here will be under the control of Coconut.

Previously, the tiny Felicity had ruled with fuzzy paw and a bit of disdain. But in a fearless and subtle manuever, the throne was taken from her by the now regal Coconut. It was a simple move, visible in the change of leadership out the door first, leading when walking down the road AND, with little fanfare, the cleaning of the breakfast bowls.

This reporter is aghast. The old adage that "size matters" must be true. The final cementing of position occured when Coconut hip-bumped Felicity away from the last crumbs of a cookie. Felicity merely climbed into her BrianBed and waited out the consummation of the treat demise. Obviously the BrianBed is neutral territory.

More later as this surprising turn of events unfolds.
(how's that for a plethora of cliches?)

Gail in NC
maid to Felicity
mattress to Coconut

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